just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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