Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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