he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Randomize
