Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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