im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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