Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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