I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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