if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Randomize
