This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Randomize
