you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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