okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Randomize
