Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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