I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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