Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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