they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
