You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
its liver damage thursday
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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