I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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