Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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