That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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