were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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