she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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