What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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