i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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