i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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