So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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