your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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