is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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