i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
my god I love twenty year old dicks
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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