dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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