Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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