I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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