I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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