i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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