Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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