I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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