dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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