I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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