I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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