Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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