New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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