my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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