i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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