She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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