No more Irish car bombs ever.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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