As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
So much Jack, so little girl.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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