you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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