I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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