i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
