what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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