she was so not down for the gang bang
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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