Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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