I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
This toilet bowl is my home.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
