its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Actions speak louder than pants.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
