Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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