"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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