that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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