make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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