Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You're completely useless in the revolution.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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